Perhaps you - like me, Orville, legend of disco, denizen of the dancefloor - have experienced the entirely unjust and unashamed glare of a spurned lover?

If so, you will appreciate this discotheque ditty, as we share together a camaraderie, a sentiment, an unspoken understanding that even ones as enigmatic and erudite as ourselves can sometimes run into trouble...

Secondly, Pete and Jeremy are here to reveal a little of the song's sad and sorry surroundings:

Until we meet again,

Yours, the delightful, the delicious, your very own,

Orville